Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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