He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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