Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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