Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
where does the pee come out of this thing
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
