is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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