just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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