Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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