I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
