That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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