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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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