She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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