windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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