What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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