its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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