in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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