Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
