I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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