Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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