Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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