So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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