4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Even the bartender felt bad for me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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