You really coming over, don't trick.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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