I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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