I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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