i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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