TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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