My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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