I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I puked a lego.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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