Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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