I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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