He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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