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oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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