Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Floor bacon is actually really good
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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