Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Alive.
So much puke
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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