Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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