well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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