We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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