just come out here and I will go home with you...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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