Its about making memories worth repressing
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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