Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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