Too much gin, very little bucket
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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