Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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