Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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