the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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