I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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