I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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