You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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