No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Is her dick bigger than yours?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
