i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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