he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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