Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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