Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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