So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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