When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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