; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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