I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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